Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be
Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
by Lezo August 25, 2021
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text zombie

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.
That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.
by fingerbang134 August 08, 2010
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Bloody zombie

When you have sex with a girl on her period, get your dick really bloody, then cram it in her asshole.
My girl was getting freaky on her period, so I gave her that bloody zombie. That did the trick!
by Malone dick November 03, 2013
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zombie-eat

the way you consume food when you're very stoned and have the munchies; your eyes glaze over and you blindly eat away at the snacks.
slow down, that's your fourth bowl of captain crunch. , 'woooah- i totally didn't realize, i was just zombie-eating
by waffle-iron April 15, 2011
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Zombie snob

Someone who likes the old zombie movies when zombies moved really slow and sluggish.
Hey man, wanna watch Zombieland tonight?

No thanks, I don't care for the new zombies that can run fast. I'm a zombie snob.
by sickness June 27, 2012
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zombie weapons

Any of the famous USAF flight destined UAV electronic GPS guided ICBM (Intercontinetal Ballistic Missile) breed remote launch vehicles chosen to carry an array of selection given size of long distance targets within range from air, sea or land based systems. One zombie weapon may carry one dozen war heads at a time if necessary to destroy multiple local targets.
Afghan and Pakistani Al-Queda forces found a new secret hideout to plan terror and the US has the remote location coordinates and meeting time decides to resort to zombie weapons to spoil the party. BOOM! BANG!
by djsee4 February 11, 2010
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Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.
I'm gonna zombie hand to this song
by neaks norton November 25, 2009
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