Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.

“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster

by June 19, 2022

Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.

My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

by Eman Lama Lewis April 01, 2020

Syrian hamster

The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.

Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!

by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023

banging hamsters

When two women hump/rub their pussies together.

Don’t tell anyone, but I walked in on Lisa and Erica banging hamsters last night.

by GingerBush79 October 27, 2023

Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

Obese Hamster

A girl named Carolyn

She is an obese hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009

Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 04, 2022