fat lung

A condition usually referring to laziness or a reluctance to do physical activity or even eating a lot of food. The only known cure to fat lung is jogging, maybe swimming.

"Hey Joe you want to go to the gym?" "No I got fat lung."
"That's your 3rd double bacon cheeseburger." "Yeah I got fat lung."

by IntenseSquirrel August 26, 2014

Fat travel

It’s like FAST travel but it’s FAT travel because it’s caused by a FAT sleep

Joshua: I fat traveled into Tony’s death and ruined the sopranos for myself :/
Shay: 😨

by Shaybaee May 7, 2019

Violently Fat

When somebody is so fat you feel like you have been physically assaulted just from looking at them.

Bro, that guy is so violently fat I feel like I was just mugged!

by quartermile October 8, 2010

Road Fat

When you're driving along the road and the vibrations of the terrrain cause your ciculatory system to enlarge your male phallus into a chub.

"I was driving my car to mcdonalds and got a road fat."

by Peanutknight October 3, 2021

future fat

When you can look at someone and know that one day in the future they will be obese.

Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.

Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.

by Sunabove July 11, 2017

Fat minded

A fat minded person thinks and acts in a way that will make him/her fat.

"She finally found an healthy recipe but she's always making and eating it at 3 AM."
"Yes she's fat minded."

"I ate healthy yesterday so today I can eat pizza."
"You're so fat minded."

by TheMekaUltra January 12, 2020

Fat Fail

When you are unable to preform a task successfully because of your weight or fat rolls.

Did you see Jen try to pick up the pencil she dropped? What a fat fail.

by mcdok August 30, 2009