Moan More Monday 

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Moan More Monday" is an event starting on the first Monday , in which you moan until completion in a quantity in relation to the date.

yo bro its moan more monday lets moan together

Moan More Monday by AwareKu November 10, 2020

Big Brain Monday 

You’ve rested up and are ready to get some work done, the day of productivity and smarts.

Person 1: I’ve been amping up my exercise
Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday

Big Brain Monday by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021

maths on monday 

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

maths on monday by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

super slow monday 

the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour

super slow monday is the worst

super slow monday by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 7, 2022

Mommy Milkers Monday 

A day where people celebrate Mommy Milkers
Typically used to describe a day of the week

“Hey what day is it?”
“It’s Mommy Milkers Monday.”

Mommy Milkers Monday by BerriBugs November 23, 2022

tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday 

Apparently from the book 'Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness' by Bryan Lee O'Malley..... Meaning is unsure of though we think it can be used as a means of intimidation.....
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......

Girl1)Now ur walking faster?
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!

tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday by Shadow_Casters' Friend October 21, 2010

man crush monday

the one male you desire
A time where you and your loved one can get naughty😉.

Oo it’s man crush monday and my boyfriends home alone!

man crush monday by jamesg456 March 16, 2020