ur mom

ur mom- a common comeback for when anyone says something to you

a: hey bud!
b: UR MOM

by wow wow ow owowowowoowowow November 11, 2022

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

mom’s clitoris

Sorry, we could not find mom’s clitoris!

Dad loves to play with mom’s clitoris at all kinds of odd times!

by Scimitar May 27, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur mom get recked by the rizzler from ohio 69 haahaahahahaahhahahh so funnyyy!!

Ur mom
Dies instantly*

by Sly The Stupid November 17, 2023

ur mom

Any day is ur mom day so when you call your friends mom hot he cant get mad

YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh

by urrrrrrrrrrr mommmmmm January 24, 2022

halfway mom

A pregnant woman.

Jill has been a halfway mom for 25 weeks.

by John Coosa November 3, 2011

ur mom

Ur mom is an insutl than u can use it without ofending any one but its an insult

ur mom is ugly

by yuh777 January 30, 2021