The pickles

Noun. A cruel form of punishment where the subject is forced into a face down, ass up position, and the punisher empties a jar of pickles into the subject's anus.

If you call me that again, you're gonna get the pickles.

by Mr. Cream Puff June 15, 2024

fruit picking sodomite

A homosexual man who not only partakes in the act of anal sex (sodomy) but also 'picks the fruit', in other words folates and handles the male genitals in a manor that some would call sensual or erotic.

That Diego fella's a fruit picking sodomite

by mattybarns June 17, 2024

Tennessee pickle tickle

When one huck tuahs and spits on a man’s thing (genitalia) before during or after oral sex.

John smith wife gave him a Tennessee pickle tickle for his 35th birthday.

by The great 18 June 19, 2024

broken pickleball

This is someone or something that no one wants to play with or be around anymore.

Barney: "Mom, no one will come over to play with me or let me come over to play with them. This is terrible! I feel like a broken pickleball. What should I do?"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)

Mint Picking is referred to as the act of constantly playing genshin impact when there is nothing to do in the game, as mint is a useless material and playing the game with nothing to do is useless

"what is jerry doing?"
"playing genshin impact"

"didnt he 100 percent the game"
"hes Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)"

by somethingfishyV3 July 4, 2024

Pocket Picker

On the surface, the word seems similar to 'pickpocket,' but it has a whole different meaning. A pocket picker, similar to a 'prison princess,' is a person who hangs onto the pocket of stronger, more dominant prisoners, mostly referring to gay people. It can also be used to refer to someone who is so far up someone else's ass that you can see the hair in the back of their throat.

Male 1: Yo, you hear about Male 2? He started picking pockets. People are calling him a pocket picker.

by Harry the prisoner July 6, 2024

Afro Pickle

The name "Afro Pickle" conjures a vivid and unique image. This character, Afro Pickle, is a short, stout Black man known for his larger-than-life personality and distinctive appearance. He has a head full of lush, curly hair often styled into a magnificent afro, symbolizing his boldness and individuality. His nickname, "Pickle," comes from his love of pickles and his knack for finding himself in "pickles"—unexpected, humorous situations.

In a surprising twist, Afro Pickle's story intersects with the realm of reptilians—mysterious, shape-shifting beings rumored to control world events from the shadows. According to urban legends, Afro Pickle once had an unexpected encounter with these enigmatic creatures. While wandering through an old library in his neighborhood, he stumbled upon a hidden, ancient manuscript that hinted at the existence of reptilians among us. This discovery led him on a wild adventure, where he uncovered secrets that linked his family heritage to a long-forgotten alliance with these beings.

Afro Pickle's stout, resilient frame and quick wit made him an unlikely but effective protector of this secret knowledge. Though the reptilian connection adds an element of conspiracy and mystery to his life, he remains grounded and committed to his community, using his unique position to advocate for justice and unity. His story is a blend of humor, heritage, and the hidden truths that lie beneath the surface of everyday life.

Afro pickle is a short black man

by Colonel J-Mcmurthy stinkmeaner July 8, 2024