Fattest capper know to man said he
Things he caps about:
His relationship ship with Leah
His sexuality
Things he caps about:
His relationship ship with Leah
His sexuality
by Cap detection bot January 13, 2021

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"
by eyvse April 10, 2019

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.
Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025

by jchemv January 5, 2017

Dude 1: Damn I gotta thank John, he posted a pic with me and I got 9 followers in the last hour
Dude 2: That’s the John Cwiklinski Effect
Dude 2: That’s the John Cwiklinski Effect
by Aholder February 29, 2020

by To Quynh Phu from Vietnam May 6, 2022

by mr chaco January 31, 2021
