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Joey John Joseph

Fattest capper know to man said he
Things he caps about:
His relationship ship with Leah

His sexuality
He did u ask Joey John Joseph

Yea but it’s probably cap
by Cap detection bot January 13, 2021
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tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom
"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"
by eyvse April 10, 2019
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Typical John

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.
Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025
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Lebron Johning

"Lebron James had such a great game last night, I was thinking of Lebron Johning myself"
by jchemv January 5, 2017
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The John Cwiklinski Effect

When John Cwiklinski posts an instagram picture with you and you automatically receive 15 followers
Dude 1: Damn I gotta thank John, he posted a pic with me and I got 9 followers in the last hour
Dude 2: That’s the John Cwiklinski Effect
by Aholder February 29, 2020
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John (To Quynh Phu)

John (To Quynh Phu) is a happy and friendly guy who is often known as FruityBoi.
John (To Quynh Phu) is dayum.
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Jimmy Johns Dick

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?
by mr chaco January 31, 2021
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