by Chris Hates Everybody February 18, 2021

making up excuses for why you lost,
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.
"Please, no johns" - reggie
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend
by Sashanks September 19, 2020

john lockamy a real one. solid all the way around he would never squeal. he is very lowkey so watch yo hoe. he is also a jack of all trades. he sells body oils, drives large vehicles, trains people to get their cdls, and can fix any part on a car from el camino to crown vic and even a bonnie. the kid does it all
by myniggabilly June 5, 2020

by Shira November 1, 2020

Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.
by John Rumple March 29, 2021

John is a man that is a big anime fan. He is also a big fan of anime thighs and cat girls, but especially mafumafu, astolfo and tatsumaki.
John is a little bitch.
by s_ome_one QwQ January 19, 2020

by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021
