parking lot cunt

someone who prefers to eat McDonald's in the Lakeland High School parking lot.

John: "Thomas why don't you just eat on the way to school?"
Thomas: "Because I don't like to eat while I'm driving."
John: "Oh so your a parking lot cunt!"

by Jonathon Barbrady September 26, 2010

Cast Iron Cunt

A Cast Iron Cunt is the opposite of a "normal' cunt. Whereas a cunt is a very useful thing to both men and women, the Cast Iron Cunt is totally fucking useless piece of crap.

That idiot manager at the shop is a Cast Iron Cunt...totally useless.

by FuckFac3 April 9, 2012

scandinavian cunt hair

1st smallest unit of measure, 1/2 the thickness of an ordinary cunt hair. Also very fine.

I missed hitting that
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.

That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.

by willifish August 7, 2009

pussy cunt motherfucker

When you smash your mother in her vagina and your father walks in on it.

You are a pussy cunt motherfucker

by Stonerq January 19, 2017

tricking a bunch of cunts

see how to trick a moron??

clickitty click you fucking fat dick

by efg May 22, 2004

Irish Cunt

A drink consisting of two-parts champagne and one-part bourbon. It will get you fucked.

I don't remember anything from last night after drinking Irish cunt.

by j_swag March 22, 2011

cunt punt in the FUPA

drop kicking a bitch in the cooter which jiggles the fat upper pussy area

cunt punt in the FUPA cooter fat upper pussy area

by Luda the Pruda August 22, 2011