A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.
Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye
by Unclegripper December 27, 2022
by BIGDICKNIAH April 25, 2021
The act of moving one's eyes in a way to be sassy and offensive. It's a non-verbal way to tell someone to "fuck off," much like giving the middle finger. Although they don't actually say "fuck off," that's what the gesture means in that manner.
Teenage daughter: *eye-rolling at father*
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"
by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 21, 2020
by Destiny Addicts Podcast August 22, 2019
A crush you don't wish to pursue. Either because you know it wouldn't be a good match or because they already have someone else. So you are happy just looking at them occasionally like eye drops that fill your eyes, but do nothing other than that.
A: Hey, you've been giving them looks for a while, will you ask them out
B: No, they're just an eye drop crush.
B: No, they're just an eye drop crush.
by 4u4u6a April 26, 2023
An undocumented phenomenon that has apparently been seen in many sources of media or life.
It is still unidentified to this day, but hasn't been seen since.
It is still unidentified to this day, but hasn't been seen since.
by Nate L0C October 23, 2023
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010