Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.
Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025
Get the Getting Johnnedmug. A one who can out pizza the hut, and likes to sleep. He also enjoys food and classical music while working out or even discord moderating. He is known to be very very tall and is often very nice and charismatic to people. It’s also common for him to be in the wild place known as “skool” or even drinking a nice box of apple juice.
by Fortnitjoez November 21, 2021
Get the Johnmug. I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.
by chillydayswarmnights June 3, 2024
Get the John afmug. by Among us nft April 19, 2022
Get the John Majormug. John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like josh rice who has no clue who he is.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the John Walkermug. by Westipherbrown December 18, 2016
Get the john wesley brownmug. 