John Kdunk

And ugly bald muthafucka who likes to suck dick

John Kdunk fucking suck my cock

by Tkvd09 February 3, 2018

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John Conn Syndrome

is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!

So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say

Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!

by danny macky March 1, 2013

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What the john.

what you say when you see something that really shocks you or confuses you.

Me: sees my maths teacher
Also me: What the john.

by metehanlover November 1, 2023

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I really hope John Quinn doesn't clean my asshole out tonight 🥴

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