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Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with pepper jack cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger, you should try it!"

Put your plug in my headphone jack 

This is also known as computer or technology sex
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

Simple Jack 

1:

To not pull off a retarded impersonation.

2:

To look retarded trying to 'look retarded'
Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy's retarded impersonation? I totally was not impressed.....

Dude 2: Yeah.. he was going full retard..

Dude 1: ......Simple Jack status...
Simple Jack by D_4_Less August 18, 2009

Phone Jack 

When another person steals your phone whilst you are writing a text message or to update your facebook status. They then finish your sentence, using sexual or derogatory comments.
Text message to friend "Yeah im gonna call dad in 30 mins 'to see if he wants to suck my cock' " - Phone jacked.

Facebook Status "Andrew Loves Penis" - Phone jacked
Phone Jack by jc4ss September 22, 2009

Uncle Jack 

Accent with heavy emphasis on phlegm.

Almost sounds like there is a Y in front of every vowel and sounds very similar to Hebrew.
Cousin Shane: Uncle Jack! Wherye's Yeall Thye Pyunch!!!

Uncle Jack: LOAH!!!! PYUNCH!!!!
Uncle Jack by RamboLurch December 18, 2009

horse jack 

Can be used as a synonym for screwed, taken advantage of. Can also be used to describe a sexual encounter.
I got horse jacked at the car dealership.

Lisa's hot, I would horse jack that ass every morning.
horse jack by elusive007 March 31, 2009