Muff Head

When a person with a shaved head or is bald, rests their head under a hairy snatch, they are dubbed "Muff Head"

Phil: My head is so cold!

Susie: Well, i guess you can put it under my hairy vag.

Phil: Really!? Thanks, I've never been Muff Headed before!

Muff Head by Cock Monsta gonna eat chu! September 27, 2009

Popcorn Head

A.K.A: Movie Head. A male will secretly(or not) cut a small hole(or not) into the bottom of a popcorn tub. The next time his date reaches for popcorn, she'll be in for a surprise. If a woman knows her place, she'll proceed to eat the 'popcorn' straight from the tub with her mouth.

"Yo, Zac did you go to the movies with Alexis?!"
"Yeah, dude! She totally gave me popcorn head, and couldn't tell the difference between my jizz and the butter!"

Popcorn Head by HatsShallBeMade February 26, 2010

muscle head 

usually go by the name of colt pilkington and deserve this title fully. He does dumb shit...more dumb than a woody.

colt you’re a muscle head

muscle head by ronny brown March 15, 2018

5 staples in my head 

A really, really, really bad hangover.

Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.

5 staples in my head by ymscih December 16, 2008

Burst my head/ brains 

A phrase used to express great disbelief, shock, excitement, surprise or any heightened emotions.

"Bro, these Jordans are so fucking mad!! BURST MY HEAD/ BRAINS"

Burst my head/ brains by cAsted November 8, 2017

Metal Head 

A person who listens to metal
Doesn't matter what you look like, as long as you don't listen to shit music you are a metal head!
Usually act serious but once you get to know them they are super funny

Metal Head
Real Metal: Lamb Of God, Children Of Bodom, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Slayer, etc.
False Metal: Linkin Park, Disturbed, Slipknot, etc

Metal Head by omgushotmeindaface!!! January 15, 2009

Biscuit Head 

Someone addicted to prescription drugs like oxycotins, vicodins,etc......

I got my leg chopped off and that Biscuit Head stole my damn prescription drugs, AAhhhh!!!!!!

Biscuit Head by Uncool Quacker August 24, 2010