bieber'd

The act of being accused of fathering a baby with a women you have never met.
Other examples are Mary and Joesph of Nazareth
Also known as emasculate conception or the birth of a messiah.
So leading by example, Justin Bieber is the non-father of our next deity.

Man: I got a paper in the mail sayin' I got to pay child support.

Friend: Arent You a virgin?

Man: I know, I got bieber'd.

bieber'd by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

Jacinta'd 

Is a term used when someone can confuse or leave another person speechless by either replying to a statement with either an extremely long or an extremely short response. (All responses are worded extremely intelligently)

PERSON 1: well this is awkward

PERSON 2: for a moment to be awkward the awkwardness cannot be stated due to the fact once an awkward moment has been stated the awkwardness will then cease. Therefore, you have willingly put yourself into an awkward position by stating how an awkward moment is awkward.

PERSON 3: (to person 1) OOOOO YOU JUST GOT JACINTA'D

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PERSON 1: Pfft too many foreigners, all foreigners should be sent back to their own country

PERSON 2: Then every person in this country is a foreigner unless their descent is native to their particular country. Everyone has a descent besides the natives, from a different place, so therefore majority of the population should go back to their own country. So did you book plane tickets for first class or coach?

PERSON 3: (to person 1) OOO YOU JUST GOT JACINTA'D

Jacinta'd by ohhellno!?!? November 25, 2011

Mooli'd It

When someone says hes going to do something but ends up backing out at the last second

Iloom: Hey guys Im down for the pool today

*3 hrs laterz*

Fred: You ready to go?

Iloom: Pool at 5:30? fuck that.......

Fred: You Mooli'd It

Mooli'd It by Fudu Uno February 24, 2013

kink'd 

kink'd is the feeling you experience when you have slept funny and have a kink in your neck, shoulder, back etc

'argh im so kink'd'
'last night i must have kink'd'
'i got kink'd so bad'

kink'd by kitkat wrighty February 18, 2014

teemo'd 

Dying in the most gruesome way to Teemo including; baited into a land field of mushroom, poked to death, blinded to death, and getting baited by his global taunt and following him into his team.

I Teemo'd into baron pit.

teemo'd by The Blind Monk August 14, 2015

Bidet’d

bidet -Plumming fixture that cleans genetailia hands free.

Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.

1st stall: Shit dude I just got bidet’d, it felt so weird!
3rdStall: Dude what the hell that?

Bidet’d by A_Matt_A January 3, 2018

Qantas'd 

When your flight is cancelled so you're moved to the next available flight (often to find that this flight also gets cancelled). This occurs so frequently that it simply becomes the accepted norm. Alternatively, the flight doesn't get "cancelled", it simply gets "delayed" - in some cases by 24 hours or more.

Man, it looks like we've been Qantas'd... again.

Qantas'd by itshotinhere May 1, 2018