When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017
Get the New Jersey Bull Dozermug. by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023
Get the New door matmug. 
Where attractive women from other states come to, in order to be transformed into trashy single moms by toothless hillbillies.
Clarissa went to New England for summer vacation and came back pregnant with deer antler tattoos after dating the hillbillies. Now she's looking for a "real man" to support her and the baby because she "works full time" as a "stay at home mommy" for her mentally disabled kid.
by Mfgihateithere June 30, 2021
Get the New Englandmug. I ran into Jennifer on the street the other day.' 'She new cockin'?' 'Yeah, I heard she is seeing some guy.
by calzon chino July 21, 2011
Get the New cockin'mug. by anonymous November 20, 2025
Get the New Yorkistanmug. Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Newsmug.