Dick slosh 

When you pull down your pants with a massive boney and your dick slaps the girl who's working on it.

"Dude I totally dick sloshed Stacey when she was about to give me head!"

Dick slosh by Madelinska July 11, 2016

Dick move santa 

Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".

Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?

Wayne: Yeah?

Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.

Wayne: Dick move santa

Dick move santa by Everettbr July 12, 2016

Dick Awning 

A man's stomach, especially when it is very large. So large that it keeps the sun off of it.

You could hit the G spot if you would retract your dick awning!

Dick Awning by Ravlore July 31, 2016

Dick Slug

After copulation, while a man is ejaculating on a level surface (such as a face or belly), the man rub his penis in his ejaculate and then drags the tip across the surface. This leaves a long semen trail that resembles the path of a slug.

"I dick slugged the Wendy from Applebees"
"You slapped her with your dick? Yo, thats sexual assault"
"No no no, I gave her a DICK SLUG..."
"Oh! Yeah she prolly liked that ish"

Dick Slug by PASHU August 7, 2016

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016

Dick Bricking 

An action performed on someone so inconsolably stupid that you need to let them know the amount of their stupidity, in the most informal and direct way. Take a dick pic, print it, tape it to a brick, then whack the aforementioned stupid person upside the head.

"Wow, Mark really deserves a good Dick Bricking"

Dick Bricking by Qby42 September 13, 2016

Dick lips 

A man or women with lips that look like they were made for sucking dick

Ever since Ricky got out of jail he looks like he has some dick lips.

Dick lips by Motherfkrrrr September 18, 2016