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John

John is the guy who puts other before himself. His life has a deep meaning of not having a meaning. He doesn't know how to talk to people and he is very shy.

He will risk his life for his friends, even if they don't need it. He is submissive and breedable. He will obey your orders if you step on him. He is not social at all and doesn't know how to make friends.
Senpai - Show submission and obey your master.

John - Step on me
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John F. Kennedy

When you nut on a girls face and right when you nut on her face you knock her out.
Man, I sure did John F. Kennedy the fuck out of Stacy last night.
by DullDuck January 12, 2018
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John

“Yo, grab that john
We need to get outa this john”
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John

John is a beautiful, sweet, kind, sexy, guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays football and basketball and has muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10 inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Madison’s. John and Madison love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Madi And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Madison
Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later

Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
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John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"
Me: Sup
John: Hey Man
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Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.
I was johning so hard it broke my broom
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st johns park

A place where gangers go to have orgys
Hey, let’s go St johns Park, i heard Miss Mag is going to be there
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