You probably have tons of recipes that utilizes its creamy, delicious goodness, but we bet that are a few things you didn’t know about Cool Whip. That little Blue and White Tub is famous for being used as storage solutions for knick-knacks, doo-dads, and other kitschy items, but we think it’s safe
by Wendysfg June 29, 2023

Guy 1: what was that moaning i heard in your room earlier
Guy 2: i let my dog fuck me
Guy 1: did the dog get a red rocket from that?
Guy 2: it got a blue rocket
Guy 1: bro why tf would you do that to your dog
Guy 2: i let my dog fuck me
Guy 1: did the dog get a red rocket from that?
Guy 2: it got a blue rocket
Guy 1: bro why tf would you do that to your dog
by starry da great January 24, 2025

by Freeky Seals August 12, 2017

Codename for beer. You and your buddies wanna drink beer out in the parking lot after work and you can only tell em on an intercom. Or if you got an alcohol problem you wanna hide from your family or significant other. If they ask, just tell em it means blue berry soda or a blue smoothie. But don't get too close because others can still smell it on you.
"why no officer, I've only been drinking blue pop"
"blue pop in the parking lot after work!
"I quit alcohol *lie* I only drink blue pop"
"blue pop in the parking lot after work!
"I quit alcohol *lie* I only drink blue pop"
by Ilearntoothers May 24, 2023

They would cry when they saw the white guy because they knew that he was going to give them the blues again.
There he is, he's going to make brown people fuckin miserable today, well really he's going to make everybody fuckin miserable, even his own kind.
There he is, he's going to make brown people fuckin miserable today, well really he's going to make everybody fuckin miserable, even his own kind.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021

by 68boiiiiii October 7, 2020

When you light you partners balls on fire using a blue lighter until they pop like a pop corn kernel
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
