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Eagle Hands

Refers to alcoholic beverages, particularly a large amount of them.
Jimmy pissed on a tree. He's off the eagle hands.
by Circulararsonist May 27, 2024
mugGet the Eagle Handsmug.

Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.
Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.
by slumdom December 5, 2018
mugGet the Fried Chicken Hand Shakemug.

Helping Hands

Wegmans employees that maintain the appearance and safety of the parking lot, vestibule and landscaped areas; gather shopping carts, and lend a “helping hand” by walking customers to their vehicles, and helping them load there groceries into the vehicle. Most of them are young men in their teens and twenties. You can tell them apart from other employees by their distinctive highlighter neon green shirts that say “Helping Hands” on them, and the shorts that they are allowed to wear during late Spring, summer, and early Fall. most other Wegmans employees are never allowed to wear shorts. Helping Hands used to wear traffic cone orange shirts.

They are the mud-rain-frost-and-wind boys of Wegmans, and will go out and do their job in both sweltering heat and sub-zero temperatures. They are often treated as the wiping boy of the store, under appreciated by management, and the job can be quite physically intensive, but can also be much more laidback and low-key than a lot of other jobs at Wegmans, especially on slow days, and you’re free to move around unlike cashiers who have to stand in one spot.
While I was cashing out, the cashier was so very kind and offered helping hands since she saw my hands were full with a baby, and it was still pouring. They took my cart full of bagged groceries in the store while I borrowed one of their umbrellas to get us into the car, almost without getting wet! I drove my car up to the front of the store, and a Helping Hands employee packed up my car for me!
by Bigdickjonez January 1, 2024
mugGet the Helping Handsmug.

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
mugGet the hand-me-down retardedmug.

Right hand

The best hand to use. It has more power, speed, and accuracy. You can use it for anything mostly. It can kill too.
Did you see that clean right hand by Wilder? This shit was deadly!
by DunkonhisassTevin January 14, 2022
mugGet the Right handmug.

Hands

When a mf says something stupid you say “hands” and slap the persons hand. If the person says “no nothing” before you say “hands no nothing” the hands is canceled out.
Ty just asked me what obamas last name is, I had to get my hands for that one
by Luh Tenup February 18, 2022
mugGet the Handsmug.

handing out pamphlets

The term “handing out pamphlets” is a saying by that means someone was spreading information for negative or illogical reasons
I told her about my break up and she started “handing out pamphlets” at the reunion
by Ball player October 4, 2023
mugGet the handing out pamphletsmug.

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