Ethan Hand

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.

Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.

by Rubberback November 26, 2018

That's how hands get thrown

Slang for starting a fight with a controversial opinion or provocative actions

They better change the price of the hot dog at Costco, that's how hands get thrown.

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022

Wash hand

Washing hands means to smoke, usually used among underaged smokers so that they aren’t suspected of smoking

Tom “ hey dude, wanna wash hand after dinner?”
Greg “ yea sure”

by Babywannabe January 19, 2019

Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

One hand Jackson

Masturbating

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."

by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015

Cock In Hand

It means for real or exactly.

Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!

Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Eat hand

Nickname for some one who gets a lot of pussy and always eats out, usually leaves condoms in his car and always has sex in his car.

Eat hand get so much pussy in his car

by Jsnsbsns December 18, 2020