Grumpy Penis 

The act of being impotent when you bring home the cute girl from the bar, for once.

Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!

Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!

Grumpy Penis by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009

Ocean Penis 

The act of your penis shriveling when entering a cold body water, or other liquid.

When walking into the ocean, he looked down and notice he had an ocean penis(small, shriveled penis).

Ocean Penis by Mr. Stufalotopuss April 1, 2010

Street Penis 

random boys you meet on the street who want to give you their penis to play with!

Only accept the Hot ones!

Last night we were trynaaaaaa but ended up home at 1:30.... so decided to go looking for some street penis.

Street Penis by 7th Floor Whore October 15, 2010

Perfume Penis

The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.

You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.

Perfume Penis by Steve the Alligator April 21, 2011

Octo-Penis 

an std you get after having sexual intercourse with a slutty girl. it causes 7 desies riddled penis to sprout from your groin

you definitely got Octo-Penis from that slut last night

Octo-Penis by klimerman October 15, 2011

lonely penis

When a male is in a group consisting solely of females, thus being the only person with a penis.

Lonely penis-ing can be negative:
Guy: Dude, my girlfriend made me hang out with all of her girl-friends this weekend, I had such a lonely penis.
Or positive:
Guy A: As fun as it was hanging out with just biddies last night, I got a bit of a lonely penis
Guy B: I know dude, bros before hos

lonely penis by blocking the cock June 14, 2011

BIONIC PENIS 

A perso. Who has a really good looking penis, atleast in the mid 7,s to 8's in length with a girth, whom uses it both, Like a jack hammer and also knows how to do it slow in a circular motion. And for a very long time. Usually can cum 3-4 and sometime throughout the night. Most remarkably he can wake you up with it, usually around 3am after a very intense earlier night of sex. The spotlight is when your a sleep and he's behind you in the spoon position, feels that even though you are a sleep but your pussy is still wet and ready. He starts very slow, introducing just the head into you, also
( must have a good mushroom head on his unit. ) This pleasures the sides of your lips and on entry makes you immediately start to become even wetter. Then he proceeds to cross your legs and continues to thrust deep inside at a rather vigorous speed. Pulling your hips so as to pleasure you very deeply until both of you cum at once.

Yes, I'm not kidding, he woke me up with such a passionate thrust, "I knew he he had a Bionic Penis.

BIONIC PENIS by SuperBionicUnit April 10, 2016