ABCdsizeplease's definitions

Grumpy Penis

The act of being impotent when you bring home the cute girl from the bar, for once.

Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!

Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!

by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009