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flipper fart

A high-pitched pulsating squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”

-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
Ronnie let out a flipper fart; let me grab the life jackets, swimming suits and take selfies to impress our friends on Instagram.
by flippinright April 5, 2022
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Fart

A small burst of gas occurring from the butt, made of the fumes emitted by fecal matter. If one is quiet, it is very smelly. If it's loud, it doesn't smell too bad.
by Phazerrr February 27, 2022
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vagina fart

it's a real thing. during sexual intercourse, trapped air may be in the vagina and create a farting sound
j guess farts dont come just out of your ass because of vagina fart..
by Youngboyonpornhub June 5, 2024
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fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics
We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away
by Sporty75 March 6, 2022
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Penal Fart

When you pretend to cum to get out of a bad sexual experience.
I had to Penal Fart the other night with Rotundra, it was below average puss!
by Kokktapus February 18, 2025
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Fart

A very funny word that people love to shout out in vicious fits of rage.
Greg said, "FART!!!"
by bemshapiiro November 19, 2020
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Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.
You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.
by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022
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