Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Fart Framing

When you are at the store with your girl, you hide around the corner so it looks like she's alone in the aisle and you let one rip.

I was at the Big Lots and my bf was fart framing me again. Everybody totally thought I was the one ripping ass.

by PedoBlaster November 28, 2019

Fart jealousy

When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart

Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy

by Logzbaker November 28, 2019

fart merge

When or more people in close proximity have all farted causing one noxious cloud of stink

It smells like a sewer in here because Johnny and Tom fart merged.

by Lolnickwtf March 28, 2019

Startle Farts

Being startled so abruptly that you can't stop a fart from escaping.

It happened so fast I got the startle farts!

by 2girls1cup87 March 30, 2019

Bareback fart

The technique of pressing your naked butt against another naked body and farting.

I like to surprise my girlfriend with a bareback fart before I trap her in the Dutch oven.

by Vince I March 31, 2019

fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019