Your dick

Microscopic.

Your dick is microscopic.

by anonymous November 28, 2020

shrimp dick

A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.

Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!

by Giovanni March 22, 2004

dick shine

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.

Matt Jury is a Dick Shine

by BIlly September 8, 2004

Moby Dick

When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"

"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"

by SamAmy February 19, 2009

broke dick

Any situation that is totally weak and stupid or someone who is totally pathetic and weak

"This place is broke dick and that guy in the front row is broke dick!"

by John January 27, 2004

dick suck

Verb: When a girl or guy puts a dick in their mouth and does a swallowing type action with a slurping sensation.

Yo bitch ass , come here and suck my dick . . fucking cunt

by Some nigga February 19, 2003

The Brown dick

We've all seen it. some embrace it and some choose to ignore it. During a pornographic film, every now and then there's a Caucasian man that looks completely normal, but is just a little bit different than the rest of us. normal white male haircut, skin tone, voice. everything is average except for his penis. its an irregular shade of brown. take a moment of your time one day and you'll see what i mean.

Great guy, friend of the family, mows my grandmothers lawn... guys got the brown dick.

by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009