Hannabis Marie D-juana

She is one of the most thoughtful people out there. The girl next door who can talk about football, cars, & basketball; and surprisingly doesn’t know that she actually knows a lot about sailing. Went to the #1 party school but has never been drunk, although is a marijuana heavyweight. She is astoundingly normal, and gives reasonable, logical advice to her friends. She will do anything to help those she cares about, so you better be nice to her friends. She loves to binge anime and prides herself as Eren Yeager’s wife (sorry Mikasa). Even though she needs a metal rod in her back and eats less than a bird, this smart gamer girl will help you pass your tests and take 20 minutes to take the perfect picture. You can find this Starbucks iphone girl drinking a Caramel Macchiato Latte on Wednesday afternoons. She exclusively wears black & gray but denies being a goth. Her favorite noises to make are “Puhhhhhh”, “UGHHHHHH”, ,LiSTeN!”, “Interesting…….”, “Sir/Ma’am!”. But her ultimate favorite is “OSUUUUU!” Her guilty pleasure is playing video games. She is the Princess of Sitting in the Back of Class and Patron Saint of Participation. May our queen, group mom, and best friend reign forever.

Having a Hannabis Marie D-juana in your life will change you forever, inside out, heart and soul.

by dianasaurus rex October 25, 2022

D-bag

A complete queer

Austin Croatt is a d-bag

by Beater February 13, 2019

:{D`º

The Sirface Smiley: An emote depicting an upstanding, beautifully mustache-d gentleman and his pipe, used to connote upper-crust conversation. It is a colon, followed by a bracket, an uppercase D, a tilde, a degree sign and often an "I do declare!"

Why just this past fortnight I spent an afternoon's tea perusing the eclectic collection of definition known as Urban Dictionary via my electronic mobile communication device. Good times were had by all!

:{D`º

by Maigirin October 15, 2012

Jimmy D

A particularly strong blow job received from an electronic device. Short form of James Dyson.

Margaret wouldn't go down on me last night, so I went down the shed for a Jimmy D.

by Zogbot Mcjohnson July 29, 2019

Conny D’s

A slang word used for the plural of Condoms.

Friend: You got everything for tonight?
Friend 2: Just need to pick up some conny D’s from the servo.

by lassintheass November 28, 2020

d wing bandit

a person who fucks or smokes in the D wing at RHS

“did you hear that fred and carla were fucking in the d wing??”

“yea they’re some d wing bandits”

by mlifgay September 14, 2022

august d

August D is the solo name of the K-Pop rapper Suga or Min Yoongi from BTS.

Have you seen August D's new song??

by Hobi_lover April 27, 2017