by masters of mixology September 23, 2011
Get the The Shitfaced Johnmug. Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023
Get the Ethan Johnmug. one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. Seriously John will always have the coolest demeanor to him. never gets flustered or even raises his voice. is intelligent and friendly especially towards the ladies. a great friend that will always be there for you.
Person 1) (Yells)John we got go lets dich this party quick ahhh.
John) (Whispers) oh ok, what door are we using ? do we have to run?
John) (Whispers) oh ok, what door are we using ? do we have to run?
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
Get the Johnmug. The finest man on the planet. Sweet. Marvelous. And simple all at once. If you meet someone named John Jerome they probably have a blue berry in their pocket, and even better yet, are probably willing to share. If you meet someone named John Jerome you are a lucky ducky.
by Melkywey November 22, 2021
Get the john jeromemug. isn’t allowed to date until he’s 18, but considers you his girlfriend anyways. he makes you feel like the best girl in the world, then breaks your heart bc he cares more about his sport than he does about you. who knows, things may work out in the future though.
by ajtheblondie March 30, 2021
Get the johnmug. A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.
A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.
Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.
Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
Get the John-Paulmug.