Why didn't you go with him? 

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

Why didn't you go with him? by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Cum and go 

When you masterbate as you are taking a shit.

You ever tried a cum and go?

Cum and go by Jofbone April 12, 2022

Ki'y-ki'y-go-"mow" 

It means a cat. Pronounced kih-e-kih-e-go-mow.

Teenager: Oh, look at the cute ki'y-ki'y-go-"mow"! How sweet!

Ki'y-ki'y-go-"mow" by quello Quinn lol mew mew mew! April 16, 2022

want to go for a walk?

they really need to tell you something, they just need time.

“want to go for a walk?”
“yes…i’d like that.”

want to go for a walk? by unwisewoman April 23, 2022

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

get wifi anywhere you go by dight May 4, 2022

I hate to go that route 

In my personal case it is used as an expression of hatred for the path I take to school every day, and I am so tired of it that it has become monotonous

- Let's go this way
- No, I hate to go that route I'm so tired of the traffic and the parked cars on the sidewalk because of which I am forced to walk on the roadway and everything

I hate to go that route by Psssss311 May 13, 2022

I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class. 

The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”

Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class. by femcelpilled May 13, 2022