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cock wave

Whilst masturbating on sex camming sites the male participants give a half wave with their cock in the hand to say hello
Last night on cam ten men cock waved at me
by Kath Baseley August 22, 2019
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cock sucker

Someone who is only good for the purposes of sucking penis and nothing else, hence the derogatory nature of the insult.

A cock sucker will suck your penis not for the purposes of inducing pleasure, but primarily because they are bad at everything else, breathing or just simply existing for a cock sucker is significantly harder than sucking penis. That is how useless at everything (apart from sucking penis) a cock sucker is.
Person 1: Mark promised he'd proof read my thesis by last Thursday... It's been four days and still nothing.
Person 2: oh man, bad deal, did you not know Mark is a cock sucker?

Goose: HONK!
Person: Fucking cock sucker.
by glassbottle June 18, 2018
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Cock Guitar

When a man violently masturbates while rocking a sick guitar solo and head-banging harder than corpse grinder
Hey jim, last night i rocked the cock guitar so hard, next thing i knew i was the center of a mosh-pit
by Devoid1436 May 26, 2015
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Cock Time.

When 4 or more people gather together in a social setting e.g. a local Swimming Pool, and each person or couple make their own cocktail and they all get extremely inebriated.

Not to be taken literally, due to one account of a Stoke-on-Trent woman, where a member of the cock'o'clock group accidently presented their genitalia.
Sitting by a Swimming Pool in the South of France and the local Caravan owners provide cocktails for eachother. Therefore this is Cock Time.
by RiveDuLoup June 19, 2011
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Cock Sporran

A very hairy Ball sack similar to the Scottish Sporran that is worm with a Kilt
by dirtydom July 7, 2010
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Cock tock

The act of having scheduled erections
Help me doc I've got cock tock
by Gingagon June 23, 2014
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Cock Squad

A group of males who have no intention of chilling with vajayjay...usually drunk and alone...this pack of wild animals tend to keep to themselves
I was at a friends house for a birthday and there was nothing but guys drinking. There were no females with as I felt uncomfortable chilling the cock squad drinking all night so i left to the bar and looked for cougars!
by urbanmediachicago.com September 6, 2010
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