Tulsa Gift Bag

A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.

Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.

Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.

by Drpun May 19, 2009

emo bag of shit

A stupid motherfucker that is "scene emo" and cries and is a stupid faggot all over you. They are either an emo bag of shit or you'd very much like to hit them with an actual bag of shit... hard... in the face.

eva- "ohmigod i got a yeast infection from my 00 supertight jeans im gunna cut my legs off and die a slow painful death in my room with mcr's cementary drive on repeat. goshhh!"

dory-"emo bag of shit." ::slaps with paper bag of human feces"
:)

by Doryvette F. August 29, 2006

The ol' Bag Lunch

When you cover a girls face with a paper bag and proceed to rail that ho.

Ashley wouldn't shut her mouth so i gave her the ol' bag lunch and that did the trick.

by skip gunderson December 30, 2008

Douche Bag Johnson

Biggest baddest douche of all time. Much bigger than a douche pot pie.

Guy 1: Dude yer such a douche.
Guy 2: BS yer a Douche Bag Johnson
Guy 3: Burn.

by Drockdangle October 12, 2009

colostomy bag fetish

The act of sticking your dick in the exposed intestine typically covered by the colostomy bag.

Daniel can get extra deep into Marco's colon. He has a colostomy bag fetish.

by ClarenceB0ddicker November 27, 2013

boo-boo bags

female breasts

"I don't know if I could get with her, man. Her boo-boo bags look like fried eggs on a nail."

by vincible kibosh June 30, 2009

duffel bag boy

A midget who hides in a duffel bag carried around by a gangsta or drug dealer. When called upon, the midget will jump out of the bag and headbutt someone in the nuts, usually in an attempt to get money or goods owed to the gangsta or dealer. Duffel bag boys can be hired for individual jobs or for long term gigs with big time dealers.

I couldn't get Johnny to pay up for that weed I lent him, so I hired a duffel bag boy to take care of business.

by Udy November 8, 2007