adj./noun
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
by Badger66666 April 11, 2025
Get the Boomer Handsmug. 
The Demon which makomo and sabito did to in demon slayer aka kimetsu no yaiba,got slaughtered by tanjiro tho.
hey whats that demon called?
oh its the hand demon
is he still alive?
nope,he got slaughtered by tanjiro kamado
oh its the hand demon
is he still alive?
nope,he got slaughtered by tanjiro kamado
by kimetsuhub May 25, 2023
Get the Hand Demonmug. When you cum inside a girl and after you pull out she uses her hand to hold the cum inside her from getting on the sheets
by shabam37 March 17, 2021
Get the Hand Dammug. This is referring to a either male or female. Where the female will take her hand a stroke his yk. And men can do the same to themselves or same sex.
by Max Theodore March 5, 2020
Get the Hand jobmug. DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017
Get the Spaghetti Hand Jobmug. Slang for masturbation.
Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉
by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018
Get the throw hands with my glandsmug.