I counted the beans

The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.

Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!

Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!

Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.

by ZDK December 9, 2008

I can see how that happened

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

i betcha

1) yea rite, watever, or ya lyin
2) psyche (sike)
3) yea buddy
4) yes indeed

1)
Me: Lanie is gonna give you $5 dollars.
You: Uh huh, LOL, i betcha!

2)
Maria: Hey mom, Tommy's going to fold the clothes up for Tommy: Shid, I betcha!

3)
Mike: Man, I need somebody to do my homework for me.
Tonya: Just get Lynzie to do it for you.
Lynzie: I Betcha.

4)
Man: I heard that Ugly Betty got married to Ugly Freddie.
Woman: U serious?
Man: Lol, yea!
Woman: Haha . . . I betcha!

by dinky boo April 25, 2010

I Blame the Lack of AWP

Stating that the current situation, or past situation, would have drastically improved due to the possession of the AWP sniper rifle.

Player 1: Hmm, I believe I'll test out my shotgun skills today, instead of hanging out in my little sniper spot.

1337 h4x0r: Hahaha!

*1137 h4x0r kills Player 1 twenty three times in a row.*

Player 1: >.O ...I blame the lack of AWP...

by The AWPerator August 14, 2010

I'ven't

Abbreviation of I have not. Derived from I've and haven't.

I'ven't heard that one before.

Don't mind the smell, I'ven't had a shower in a week.

by Grant_H October 27, 2010

I Don't Want to Clean

The reason I am on urban dictionary.

Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.

Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*

by i<3Kopitar December 31, 2011

I don't care to do that

West Virginia saying, meaning what, anywhere else, would be, "I'd be happy to do that."

When asked to fix dinner, Sam stated, "I don't care to do that." and began fixing dinner.

by WV transplant May 10, 2012