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deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.
Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!
by Marco Porno January 13, 2009
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shrivel dick

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.
"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"
by mmmberry December 5, 2011
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Dick Hop

the term Dick Hop Refers to 2 cases:-

The First Case Being a psychological case:-

The psychological case implies that a female cannot survive even a few days without having a male companion. Or it also implores that a female simply gets bored of the male fast and seeks a diff companion on a weekly basis

The Second Case Being out of pure Choice:-

In this case the female simply chooses to hop from dick to dick simply because she doesnt want to be committed to one dick.
"yo man i just broke up with my girl last week and shes already with another dude...we were together for 2 years"
.yeah man sorry about that but shes just a total dick hop"
by Sparkz1 November 2, 2009
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Dick tickles

When a girl is trying to swallow your penis and the uvula tickles your penis
bro I heard she was good at giving dick tickles
by Sick whick August 2, 2019
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Dick spinner

A term used to describe a sub-category of women of maximum sexual appeal. Physical characteristics are off the charts, without any hints of vanity. Minimal use of makeup and similar girly preparation are typical. DS's are daring, funny and positive people. Can be found surfing, lobster diving, playing volleyball, or at bars in Pacific Beach, Newport Beach, etc. 100% of dickspinners have never googled "Kim Kardashian".

Use this term sparingly, and only when no other word will do the girl justice.

The term dickspinner itself describes the reaction a guy undergoes in one's presence. A violent and spontaneous erection that makes your dick overwhelmed and begin spinning out of confusion and excitement.
Marisa Miller (99.99999% of all dick spinners aren't celebrities because they don't give a fuck)
by Dom22 December 9, 2012
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Dick Turd

When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.
"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"
by Socratic Sarcasshole March 2, 2015
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Dick Rack

any orifice in the human body that a male could insert his penis, most commonly used to describe the mouth.
Maria: Pinky is outside yelling at her boyfriend.

Glenn: She's always running her Dick Rack!

Maria: Right!
by Glizzy G December 16, 2008
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