You get what you get 

When a job is done and the customer complains about problems bought from a third party and you don’t give a fuck, you would say, “well, you get what you get.”

Meaning: fuck you or what the fuck ever not my problem.

Customer: the bedroom tv has a broken screen from the store.
Salesman: did you buy it here?
Customer: anystoreyoiwant.com

Salesman: well, you get what you get. You didn’t buy it here.

You get what you get by Goldenrain October 1, 2020

y'know what they say 

short version of "you know what they say"
(This phrase however is said with nothing after it)

Ted:"y'know what they say"
Bonkle: "what do they say?"
Ted: "uhhh" *scratches his temple*
Bobkle: "wtf why did you scratch me?"
Ted: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

y'know what they say by slasi April 5, 2021

That’s what I like 

A popular song that is used to torture a 17 year old gremlin child whose laugh took away Prince Philips last canonic life. This song has an amazing TikTok style clip.

Person 1: let’s have a look at YouTube
Person 2: why is there a clip of A little gremlin singing that’s what I like

Person 1: idk man let’s watch it
Person 3 (who watches said gremlin): please don’t-
Song: JUMP-
Person 3: immediately starts to lip sync

That’s what I like by Tommyinnit is a child April 11, 2021

picking up what you're laying down 

A phrase to let someone know you understand what they're talking about.

Dude: So then Brenda says she wants to get in the back seat.

Other dude: I'm picking up what you're laying down.

picking up what you're laying down by Nole69 June 13, 2009

I don't even know what that means 

This phrase is tagged to the end of one's speech in order to reveal an innuendo or undertone. It is expressed with a wide-eyed expression and a tone of confusion. It is often synonymous with "That's what she said".

Unlike "That's what she said", it is proper for one to add this phrase to the end of his/her own speech, as well as for others to do the honor for him/her.

Scott: "This female's pelvis has been articulated... I don't even know what that means"

I don't even know what that means by Carriacou Archaeology 2008 September 27, 2008

that's what she tweets 

That's What She Tweets is a website that accepts that's what she said jokes from Twitter. You can also submit the jokes via their website as well as vote for or against jokes, and comment on your favorite jokes.

Do you expect that to fit? - That's what she tweets (said)

that's what she tweets by That's What She Saider December 21, 2009

do what now? 

n. A phrase used in place of "excuse me?" or "what?" when something is misunderstood. Commonly used by rednecks and others who don't know the difference between your and you're.

Person: Mumble mumble mumble?
Redneck, Southerner, etc.: Do what now?

do what now? by roller May 2, 2005