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John Michael

Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend

I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week
by anonymous April 17, 2024
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John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals
1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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John Emery

At totally epic gamer! This is the man you would want on your team. An insane apex legend and a totally rad siege player 😩! This guy will kick names and take ass! Never 1v1 him cuz he’ll destroy you!
Person1: “did you see that guy who killed me!?”

Person2: “bruh that guy was such a John Emery!”
by KidKryptic October 17, 2021
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John cena

A invisible man willing to hurt you at any cost
Look it's famous wrestler john cena
by Bob the build 1768 September 26, 2022
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John

He has the cutest smile you'll ever see. He is very athletic, intelligent, and very cute. He will make your day better even when you had the worst day. He always makes eye contact when talking to you. Someone will always have a crush on him no matter what. John is a guy you want to be best friends with forever.
girl 1 "His smile is so cute"
girl 2 "That's cause his name is John"\
girl 1 "I wanna marry him!"
by misterious9495 January 11, 2021
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John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms
Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then
by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024
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John boy

Another name for a man’s penis.
“Hey Lee show me your JoHn boy” shouted Chris
by BBML07 August 18, 2022
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