one-eyed monster

in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.

Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?

by Patrick London July 18, 2006

eyeball

Attempting to guess the weight of one's marijuana simply by looking at it when one is silly enough to forget thy scales

Duuuude that 8th seriously eyeballs at 4Grams!!

by StonerRob October 4, 2008

False eyelashes

False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.

Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic.

by O'Flagherty December 25, 2008

eyes of doom

derived from teabagging... a victim has a guy's testicles placed on his eyes.

"yeah we gave james the eyes of doom the other night"

by potch June 22, 2007

eyerackaphobia

The fear of being caught looking at someone's breasts while talking to them, forcing you to stare, petrified, into their eyes

Candy: Are you all right Jimmy? You haven't blinked in 2 minutes?
Jimmy: You have big..uh, ...eyes... and I have eyerackaphobia!
Candy: Well, I'm glad you're not like all the other pigs.

by Gnomish June 1, 2009

eyebrowsing

Verb. meaning the act of looking at another's eye brows to determine the color of their pubic hair.

John's been eyebrowsing all the girls at work.

by goonamerica August 28, 2009

eyerection

Bulging of the eyes from viewing something exciting or suprising.

At a showing of Transformers, everyone in the theater got an eyerection from viewing Megan Fox.

by the. July 6, 2009