small penis 

a short man with hardly a cock.

Jerry: "Man! Nick you have got one SMALL PENIS!"
Nick: "I thought 1.5 inches was long?!"

small penis by Ryan May 22, 2003

Floor Penis 

Boys who live in your dorm, and on your floor. You hang out with them every day in the hallway, the elevators, at the cafeteria, in their rooms, lateeeeeee at night, when you need a friend. Someone you can convince to do things for you, take you to a weird movie, pick you up some food, pay when you forget/hide your money.

When it's time to DO WORK, and your trynaaaa real bad, it's best not to bring along the Floor Penis.

No, no more floor penis!

Floor Penis by 7th Floor Whore October 12, 2010

finger penis

a short and narrow/thin penis that has similar dimensions to a finger.

He had a finger penis, so I had to rely on motion in the ocean to get off.

finger penis by R4V4G3D_SKU11S December 28, 2010

Opposite penis syndrome 

a serious medical condition when a man gets horny he goes limp but whenever he isn't he has a raging hard-on.

-Dude do you have a boner?
-No
-Yeah right you probably have Opposite Penis Syndrome!

Opposite penis syndrome by stupidjeriactrictfuck February 18, 2011

My penis 

Is big

My penis is big

My penis by MRMISTERGORG December 11, 2019

Peanut Butter Penis 

This is a sexual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. About an hour before you have sex, take standard peanut butter and spread it over your entire penis. Next wash off the peanut butter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. Then you have sex with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. When she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her vaginal area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.

"Hey I heard you had sex with Loreah last night!"

"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"

"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"

Peanut Butter Penis by Black Death 22 February 11, 2009

Guacamole nigga penis 

When a -typically someone who tries to achieve social justice and is identified as an SJW (social justice warrior), person tries to dictate what other people say and completely wants to get rid of the context behind a saying; also someone who generally opposes politically incorrect comedy.

Random child celebrity on twitter: I don't care whether you're reading To Kill a Mockingbird out to your class or not, if you say the n-word you're RACIST!

Random intellectual in the comments: Guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by authorised writer June 21, 2020