cock flock

When you see a loaner douchebag sitting all by himself in a booth until 2 of his boys come in and sit next to him on both sides, hence the skein (v-shaped formation)

You spot a man smoking a hookah suspiciously by himself. 20 minutes later he is joined by 2 equally dull chaps sitting symmetrically next to him. You announce to your group that the "cock flock" has recovered its leader and is now back in formation

by Jubei the Apache January 26, 2010

Cock Cocker

Literally: One who cocks cocks.

More indepth, a total douche bag who is hated by all (especially their mother) and is such a dick, that merely calling him a "cock" doesn't come close to expressing the depth in which they suck.

Can be used as a description, or an insult.

Stay away from Sean, the man is a total cock cocker.

Or merely: "you cock cocker!"

by Excitable Boy_1024 October 19, 2010

Cock-owned

The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.

Damn Heather, can't believe you are doing Matt's dishes, cock-owned!

by Windowlicker9000 May 17, 2010

cock block

Someone who will not allow to get some, whether deliberately or not.

Last night Mary was such a cock block, she was pelvic thrusting while the guy was in my room!

by git'erdone March 8, 2009

cock button

A slang term used to define someone who is acting in a nature that is distasteful to others.

Reptar is suck a fucing cock button.

by Stunod7 September 7, 2004

abusive cock

When your dad doesn't take no for an answer

My dad went in my room last night and whipped out his abusive cock when I was sleeping

by Fat man titties February 19, 2018

cock couch

A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.

Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!

by Hrrothgarr August 2, 2014