Crimson Narancha

To violently and suddenly jab multiple (usually steel) rods into somebody, resulting in instant death.

Person 1: man, I hate these kinds of videos! There's just no effort to them!
Person 2: I know right! Really makes you wanna just Crimson Narancha the Tucker!
Person 1: ...is that some kinda sex thing?
Person 2: It can be!

by Jonny's bug bites June 28, 2024

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Big Narstie

Having an Indian curry to create enough content to fill a jiffy bag and then posting the poo to your debt collector / baliff / whoever issued you a fine.

Dave: Yo man, did you ever pay that Ulez fine you got?

Steve: Yea man, I sent em a Big Narstie in the post

Dave: Sweet

by G Doggy Dawg December 10, 2024

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False Narrative

Nebulous rhetoric that is functionally equivalent to ✌️✊️✌️Hate Speech✌️✊️✌️ i.e. Hate Speech for conservatives. They are just making up equally vapid terms now. Like... It's fucking embarrassing. Our politicians and pundits are embarrassing fucking time-wasters. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Hym "False narrative is a pretty nebulous term and is subject to the same problem created by the term 'Hate Speech.' Like, it isn't a 'False narrative' to say that your religion is an incest cult. That is an ontological claim that is concordant with objective reality. So, there is what IS ACTUALLY THE CASE... And then there is THE NARRATIVE YOU HAVE CONSTRUCTED AROUND WHAT IS ACTUALLY THE CASE... And that narrative can be more or less concordant with objective reality but... The light is either on or it's off. You can make a narrative about lights being on or how lights are turned on but it doesn't affect the on/off paradigm. And this is why it's important to reject the narrativization of everything. It isn't ✌️✊️✌️a narrative✌️✊️✌️ it's what actually occurred or is occurring. Jordan Peterson has sold them on the idea (ha! I accidentally wrote idiot instead of idea because... You know, idiot) that everything is a narrative. Everything is NOT a narrative. The light is on. The light is off. These are not narratives."

by Hym Iam December 23, 2024

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Ber-narnar

A synonym for the word "crazy" or "bonkers". Meant to be said in the same tone as a surfer saying "gnarly"

Person 1. "Yeah man, so turns out my auntie's goat's dad's sister is actually my third-cousin twice removed."
Person 2. "Oh shit. Thats ber-narnar, dude."

by jae_burgers February 5, 2025

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