The southward head snapper 

the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.

you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.

friend- wait you mean.

you- ya the southward head snapper

The southward head snapper by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011

the walking head 

When someone gives another person a blowjob while walking.

The fluffer: "quit walking so fast"
Sir. Murkalot:"I'm walking as slow as possible."
The fluffer:"the walking head is hard, who told you about this?"
Sir Murkalot:"just some some chode who wanted to Quin"

the walking head by Sir Murkchode January 24, 2014

Doo-Doo Head 

Dez. It is Dez, but nobody has to know, if she doesn't make it a big thing.

Dez, stop bringing it up, we all know, but nobody has to really know that you're a big doo-doo head.

Doo-Doo Head by augiethecreator December 18, 2017

Pube Head 

A boy named peter elliot-Smith aka. Peterschmidt! who simple has a head which instead of having the usual normal hair, has wierd wirey looking pubic immitating hair that curls around just like your genatailier would have around them!

Oi Pube Head come here u faggott!

Pube Head by eSKi MaN DeM August 8, 2004

turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

turtle head by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

breakfast in head 

A righteous sexual manoeuvre, appropriate for any romantic man.

When the girl asks for breakfast in bed, he makes a special effort to wake just before her. As she stirs, he pulls the covers away and pins her down with his legs. He then carefully aims his orgasmal trajectory facewards. After depositing his load in the target area, he proclaims, "There's your fucking breakfast. Coffee?"

We had a wonderful time in Venice - really enjoyed San Marco, saw an orchestra perform Verdi, went to an opera; at the hotel she took it up the grand canal and I gave her breakfast in head.

breakfast in head by Commode Dragon August 6, 2010

jug head 

A person from stoke on trent.
So called because one of the main products of the area is pottery.
could of been worse, the other main product is toilets.
I've got nothing against jug heads but I just wish they would stop calling everyone "me duck"

also known as clay heads

jug head by Mr flibble April 18, 2004