Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech 

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)

I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.

Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004

Godzilla Penis 

A large Asian penis. Roughly the same as BBC is for large black cock.

Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.

Girl 1: I've almost completed my sexual bucket list.

Girl 2: What's left to do?

Girl 1: Do a Godzilla penis and have sex with a 40 yr old virgin?

Girl 2: At least one is doable.

Godzilla Penis by partygrrrl May 7, 2013

Not Penis 

The greatest weapon known to Dream SMP kind. The crossbow that not even Tommy could Escape. The weapon that only technoblade could take on. Not Penis!

Tommy: “Oh shit it’s big D”
Tubbo: “And he has Not Penis”

Not Penis by SpoiledMars October 27, 2020

I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome) 

An affliction that causes an immediate raging boner when looking at any attractive woman.

DUDE 1-"What's up with that snake in Jims pants?" DUDE 2-"Poor guy.He has I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)"

I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome) by Sky49 November 17, 2009

Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt

Two Detectives that solve the most difficult,complex and intense mysteries.

BBB-Tyler Tinkle Penis
TTT- What is it Bobby Bubble Butt
BBB-I just got word that 14 highschool kids were found murdered with a dildo!
TTT- I will get to the bottom of this!
Mrs. Poopems- I'm scared! what if something happens to me?!
Officer Nasty-Don't worry its safe, Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt are on the case!

Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt by MCR182 February 12, 2013

Ur genus a penis 

The ultimate supernova of comebacks. More powerful than christ.

John : Ur mom gay
Ethan : Ur genus a penis.

(The nations of the world crumble, as mass suicides erupt by the million, and the rest of the world witnesses the almighty blow.)

Ur genus a penis by 3th4N_$ May 14, 2018

guacamole nigga penis 

When you just tryna nigga guacamole penis randomly. Usually used without context. Not to be confused with nigga guadalupe penis

Bill: Hey man, I want to talk to you about something serious. I've been feeling unwanted in life and think I'd be better off dead.
Pichael: Guacamole nigga penis
Bill: what?
Pichael: i mean... guacamole nigga penis..

guacamole nigga penis by X ‍ April 21, 2019