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Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.
DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017
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amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
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handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board
by Curious13 September 24, 2021
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Hand and pass

Give/getting a hand job/fingering then breaking up with the person after the task is complete or once you get bored of them.
She said: I'm dating him to hand and pass.

He said: I don't have to date her. I'll just hand and pass.
by Mayham January 2, 2011
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left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
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doody hands

hands which smell of doody.
warren duff, that guy has doody hands!
by jon inaba December 29, 2007
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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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