Paraguayan Popsicle 

First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.

A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."

Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kenny: "mummummmumumum"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"

Paraguayan Popsicle by Dr. Popsicle March 4, 2011

Popular Girls

Bitchy Girls with the following:
*Blonde hair (real or fake, and not always blonde)

*fake-baked skin

*a closet filled with Abercrombie, Hollister, and similar designers/brands

*a holier-than-thou attitude

*a habit of manipulating (either their best friends or nerds)

*wealth

*a lack of intelligence (there are some exceptions)

*athleticism (to sports that "matter", including cheerleading, soccer, gymnastics, and (for my town, at least) softball) and overall physical fitness

*emotional issues/family secrets that, if revealed, could ruin their reputation

*a seat in the middle of the cafeteria (or the seats furthest from the lunch aides), adjacent to the popular boys. Yet, these girls do not talk to the boys and prefer gossiping over one "nerdy" girl's new outfit or even about someone sitting in front of them

*a boyfriend sitting at the aforementioned popular boys table. The relationship usually only lasts about a few weeks. Middle school popular girls treat this relationship as if it were more serious and intimate, thus causing the boy to set his sights on someone else

*A jealousy streak for their ex's new flame, whoever it may be, even if it's their best friend

In the end, though, popular girls will usually go to an average (meaning academically average) college, where they will realize very quickly that popularity doesn't matter, if they haven't figured this out in High School. They will normally get a job to find out that they are working for the "nerdy" girl or boy that they used to pick on. They will lose their middle school and high school looks to find out that the ugly kids in middle school are modeling for GQ or dating a celebrity. Moral of the story: popularity doesn't matter.

*Middle School*
Brittany: OMG Lindsay look at poor ugly Michelle, what is that girl wearing?? She looks like she fell into the Goodwill store and slept there!!!! She wishes she was one of us popular girls!!

Popular Girls by nerdette and loving it! January 22, 2009

p poppin 

Giration of the vaginal area while in hand stand position

P***y Poppin
Ludacris
Chicken-N-Beer

p poppin by Unkwon November 25, 2003

Poppy 

Poppy's usually have brown hair. They are usually are very talented in athletics and music. They are by far the best kissers. Poppy's usually hold their feelings in to avoid getting hurt. She is fun to hang out with and is the life of the party. Poppy's are usually very pretty and intellengent, but they have their dumb moments. Poppy's are very funny as well. They're loyal an caring friends. If you happen to be a Poppy's friend your one lucky person.

Dude, that girl poppy is hot

She also got an A on that impossible quiz.

Poppy by Nowyouknow May 20, 2014

Popmundo 

IMO, one of the best (if not THE BEST), online RPG. Considered a musical RPG, but not to me, because there's way to much you can do.

Have Kids
Get Married
Own companies
Record Labels
Political System
Going to Prison
And much much much much much much more.

You can even get addictions to alcohal/drugs and buy houses and shits. HIIIIIGHLY UNDERATED. Only flaw, it is big and confusing at first, and you NEED V.I.P. Without V.I.P, you don't get kids, marriage, and a lot of other stuff. Try it out.

www.popmundo.com

Popmundo by Fuck-Haterz September 6, 2009

Popping off 

To be slaying in a video game.

“ohh i’m popping off...*domes guy* I’M POPPIN OFF!” - Rhabby_V

Popping off by xXFa🅱️🅱️otSlayerXx November 17, 2018

Popularity 

A social disease in which a blind group of voids who believe that if you have a lot of backstabbing "friends", wearing the "hottest" clothes, listening to shitty music, and following what your friends do is popular.

Preppy: OMG everybody loves me, I'm so populllaarrrr

Individual: Fuck you, popularity craving void.

Popularity by I-Hate-You-Preps March 15, 2010