two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014

chick-fil-a hands

Very greasy hands.

- At least wash your hands before surgery.
- No, I’m going in there with chick-fil-a hands.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

handed himself

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested

by a-lewis June 30, 2022

National Hold Hands Day

October 11th is National hold hands day, so you can hold hands with anyone and anyone can hold hands with you.

“Hey today is October 11th so you know that that means!”
“Duck yeah it’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Anonymous04 :) October 10, 2019

Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.

His heart was the holy hand grenade.

by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019

Holding Hands in Wexford

To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.

I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.

“You’ll never guess who is holding hands in Wexford!”

by MovedOnSince October 5, 2025