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Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles
"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"
by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023
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The recovery center in the popular object show, BFDI.
this revives a character after they've died, by typing in their name and cranking the handle.
"I suggest we should go to the hand powered recovery center."
by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025
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Hulu and hand

When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.
While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.
by manchild8518 March 21, 2016
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2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.
Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.
by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019
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hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls
by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019
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Hand Deliver

Hand deliver your own message grown adults.
by Handprint February 13, 2014
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Edward 40 hands

A new cool hip term for a rad dude.
by Edward40Hands July 6, 2025
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