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Blue Knuckle

A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"

Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
by Guerre July 31, 2012
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Blue pool

When you pee in the pool and the chemical that turns your urine blue takes effect.
yesterday my little brother took a pis in the pool and it turned into a blue pool when the chemical reaction occurred.
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Blue Bowels

The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .
Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels
by jakerater February 22, 2011
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blue ledd

"Is it in yet?!"
"I'm trying!"
"Get the ledd (AKA blue ledd) out then!"
by Erectile dysfunctionalist March 1, 2011
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Blue Lipped

The act of overdosing on helium causing your lips to turn blue and occasionally causing you to faint and or has a seizure.
"me and my bud were taking some helium then he totally Blue Lipped, passed out and everything.
by m6ttie March 3, 2011
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blue boost

Name given to rough sex in order to alleviate the symptoms of "blue balls".

Often performed forcefully and without consent.

Stems from the added power blue flames give a racer in Mario Kart.
Mary knew I had blue balls and still teased me at the party so I followed her home and blue boosted into her while she struggled.
by surprisefather March 3, 2011
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Blue Rhino Hunting

The act of going out late at night going to a quary putting a propane tank in the water and then shooting at it with tracer bullets.
Bro, u missed out on a great night of Blue Rhino Hunting the explosions were so leet!
by Jdrews April 1, 2011
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