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Fakeup artist

Someone (usually very gay) who actually could be described as a legitimate makeup artist and doesn’t choose to Identify as one. In most cases they are the subject and will not be bothered to paint any face but their own. Your experience will not be personalized and you will not receive any advice from a fakeup artist. Their knowledge of beauty is self-benefiting - not carelessly provided during your very rushed consultation.

The term was first coined in or around 2009 by 2x Sephora university graduate and smashbox-certified Kyle Brylin while helping* as a color consultant for the LUXURY retailer. Every single product touched his psoriasis-prone face and he kept his favorites very near and dear to his heart and only his heart. Every single client received the exact same product recommendations or as he liked to call it, formula: the most expensive options and double-up on both. (Ex: Yes, you do need two foundations because we currently carry two that are over $60. And Yes, you do need two foundation brushes; one for skincare and another for complexion and other monetarily-

*Kyle Brylin typically refers to what is commonly called “working” as “helping” to bring awareness to the fact that his attendance is a choice made by him and not an employer.
“From one fakeup artist to another: I don’t give a fuck what you beat your face with and I’m certainly not going to waste my tips and tricks on you or your clientele. However, please continue and tell me again what you learned from Laura mercier that i will add to the secrets in my hair and never share with another soul for forever.”

“I’m really bad at faces.” - Kyle Brylin
by blackenedsicken June 11, 2022
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Cross-Artist

A person who is either or all: two-faced, a backstabber, or switches up on you. A disloyal person.
That’s why Jane is always in some drama, because she’s always been a Cross-Artist.

Keith is a Cross-Artist, he cheated on his wife, but she was the only person who had his back when he was down and out.
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wayward artist

Noun:
An artist who goes against the grain of society. The do what they want, when and where they want. Follows their own rules in life and creation of art.
He loved life and living it his way- being a wayward artist was who he was.
by Wayward_Brushstrokes July 2, 2022
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Convo artist

Someone who has the capacity to not only engage in but also direct social interactions in any setting
On my life Jason you’re such a convo artist!
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bandwagon article

When media outlets pick up on a trend and simultaneously write a bunch of articles on it that say the same thing in different words, that's a bandwagon article.
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The Arthur

The art of grabbing your client by the neck and shoving your service down their throat.
It's been two months and we have not heard anything. It's time for, The Arthur.
by Camo2art September 2, 2022
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