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work my snot

pick ones' nose -this is an activity that is apparently as horrifying as defecating, peeing, or baring 'prime parts' in public!!

on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch
i need to work my snot, but i definitely don't want to get caught!!

if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......

i watched her work her snot while driving!!
by michael foolsley March 6, 2010
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Work Fishing

The act of going on an expensive fishing expedition under the guise of entertaining clients, and charging it to the company. Work fishing must be accompanied with hand gesture quotation marks. " "
Work fishing can be interchangeable with “work golfing” “work Texans season ticketing” “work rodeo suiting” and “work strip clubbing”.
Dude, my freezer is full of tuna I caught while I was “work fishing” with clients. Wait till the company gets the receipt for that!
by Dean&Rog July 29, 2011
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Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
by HeavyK March 19, 2012
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work the turk

A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.
I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.
by canuck9000 November 3, 2012
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Work shirt

Any clothing that is dirty and you wear when working with anything that has grease. It is also any shirt that you have to wash many times to get it wearable.
Parent: "Are you washing your work shirt again?"

Kid: "Yes why?"
Parent: "Because the water and electricity bill shot up $500!"
Kid starts running.
by Shockey August 28, 2015
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work fog

That not-all-there dreamlike state you're in while at work. Typically diminishes as soon as you leave work. It tends to diminish slower on Mondays and fastest on Fridays. Common symptoms include endlessly staring into space and answering any and all questions with a simple huh what did you say.
Hey man {peers over cubical wall} you don't seem like you're all here today. Oh he's just in work fog.
by donb2 October 21, 2016
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work bitch

When a person does something for another they become their work bitch
Can you pass me that drink? (passes drink).
haha your my work bitch

Rack up the pool balls.
Hell no, im not your work bitch holmes
by electro boy August 28, 2007
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