Wiggly willy

When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.

Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!

Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...

by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017

Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

waxy willy

It’s like a wet Willy except from your ear to another’s mouth.

Wet willy’s Are for pussies, taste my waxy willy.

by Hymensmasher June 23, 2018

boxcar willie

The act of sexual intercourse on a train.

The trainride was boring, til my girlfriend and I did the boxcar willie in the dining car.

by ezcccc May 17, 2010

silly willy

A term of endearment similar to Funny Goober.

girl: Youre my funny goober.
Guy: Well, youre my silly willy.

by Greg Bennett August 8, 2006

Willie Pete

White Phosphorous

Willie Pete sure tastes swell!

by Johnny Manwhore February 22, 2004

Booger-Willy

Using A juicy, wet, slimy Booger, while giving someone a wet willy.

I'm not going to lick my finger. Instead I'll pick my nose and get a juicy one for his Booger-Willy.

by Colton Chase February 20, 2009