Willem

Very Gay and not cool he is smelly and has a small penis

Eww is that Willem?

Pass the Bleach please

by NoDadGang January 9, 2019

hit the willie on the foreskin

A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.

Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(

by ShmoofingFabsee March 31, 2008

Willie

An girl who has lots friends and good at being one.She gets good grades she is also caring to other people. she is always there and is kind. She has a fat ass that everyone wants and is usually tall and mature for her size. She is a great beautiful girl and anyone would be lucky to be her.

Jenny- oh did u meet the new girl Willie
David- yeah she is super and smart

Jenny- I wish I was her

by Willie the girl January 13, 2018

wet your willie

its where you suck your own genitals

that guy totally just wet his own willie

did you wet your willie?

by jemal jackson April 23, 2008

willie wonka

the trillest nigga out of the Trezz
aka Glenwood Forest. aka the Candyman got what these bitchz want
aka the block bleeder better know as the candyman serving em
A PIMP

I'm the orignal Willie Wonka
aint know body else like

by Wonka November 17, 2004

willoe

Willoe Caring, Honest, humble and kind. Loves nature and animals. (May have something to do with conception near trees or being named after a tree! ;) )

If love to go camping with Willoe, she's so in touch with nature she's named after a tree!

by Bluefuse August 20, 2017

Slick Willie

Canned peach or canned sliced peach. Half as thick, twice as slick.

I prefer a Dole Slick Willie to a Great Value Slick Willie but to each his own

by Trikki Nikki October 6, 2016