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widebodied suffragette

A fat, bespectacled, disgruntled, activist, lesbian usually seen dressed in drab unisex attire and bitching in some media forum. read: angry, dyke, treehugger
"Oh, that widebodied suffragette was in front of city council again last night, bitching about park usage."
Widzew - the greatest football club in Poland.
łks i legie ciagnie laski Widzewowi
Widzew by Pablo October 30, 2004

sticky widget 

(stik-EE widge-ET, likely American)

Contradiction or intellectual impasse. A corruption of the phrase sticky wicket, describing a tricky situation in the game of cricket. The substitution of widget for wicket suggests a substitution of a more familiar word given most Americans' ignorance of the game.

see also sticking point, widget.
Dick: "I wonder which holds greater cosmic import -- the ontology of giraffes or Polynesian linguistics."

Jane: "What a sticky widget. Let's go get some Burger King."
sticky widget by ignor July 18, 2005

wedge salad 

A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.
I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.
wedge salad by Tumbleturn April 6, 2014
standard kingsize rizla instead of slims. allows for a wider but shorter joint.
guy a: hey man, can i bill up?
guy b: sure, i only got wideboys though
guy a: dont worry about it then
wideboy by RABBiT:) March 12, 2009

Widespread 

This is when a person spreads open their legs very very far. This is typically done on a wall or on a object (i.e. desk, table, lamp, see saw). You can also use this to describe a person or an object that looks like a person that has their legs wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee open.
That person over yonder is very widespread

OMG she is so widespread

WTF that lamp is so widespread